Hello! My name is Melory, and I am thrilled to be one of the Aunt Flow Nieces! I hate first impressions, but love lists, so here goes nothing.
5 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MELORY MIRASHRAFI:
1. IT’S PRONOUNCED LIKE “CELERY,” BUT WITH AN “M.”
Baristas hate me.
2. SHE’S A COLLEGE KID.
I’m currently attending Linfield College in Oregon, where I am pursuing a B.A. in biochemistry and molecular biology with a minor in music, and working towards a career in women’s health! I’ve spent most of the past few years of my life running between the lab and the stage, and I hope it stays that way.
3. NOTHING FIRES HER UP LIKE SOME NICE, GENUINE HUMANITY.
I am a scientist, an artist, and a feminist, but most importantly I am a humanist. My ultimate goal in life is to be a servant to the people.
4. SHE’S ONE OF THOSE PNW DIRTBAGS.
As an Oregon native, I hope to draw more attention to Aunt Flow over here on the west coast! I love it here. It’s my home.
5. SHE’S GOT SOME GODDAMN STUFF TO SAY.
I’ll be dropping knowledge on the regular as part of my Niece-related duties, so be on the lookout for some informative blogs coming your way! Hopefully I’ll make you chuckle while you ponder menstruation.
Want get to know me better? Want to buy me a coffee? Want to talk about tampons?
Contact me at email@example.com, or find me on Twitter @mel0ry (not for the faint of heart).
Flow forward, beautiful humans.